I want attention from guys

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Any guy sees those puckered red lips, and his blowjob sirens start screaming in his head. I can wake up in sweatpants with circles under my eyes and a nasty case of bedhead, but if I shovel on some red lipstick and go outside, I pretty much have to beat the men off me with a baseball bat.

I want attention from guys

Red lipstick. Works like a charm every time. Try it. Poor little boys! So if I need an ego boost, I just cram my boobs into my tightest push-up bra and head out on the town. Talk about the mating habits of meerkats. Talk about how at any given moment, there are million people having sex across the planet. Talk about how Americans are sexually repressed.

Start with the meerkats and work from there. They are complete and utter suckers for it. Act like you tripped over his foot.

I want attention from guys

Or even better, drop something in front of him, then bend over and pick it up so he gets an eyeful of your booty. They want to see clumsy girls who have trouble figuring out directions out of their own driveway. Do not break eye contact. You can then pretty much lead him into the bedroom by his necktie. This is a foolproof method, because it fools them every time. About anything, no matter how mundane.

I want attention from guys

Even if it makes you sound like an idiot. No, actually, especially if it makes you sound like an idiot. Guys find it unbearably sexy. If a girl wants to get laid, all she has to do is sit at a bar alone. These words are for us all. Beyond Worthyby Jacqueline Whitney. You may unsubscribe at any time. More From Thought Catalog. The Perfect Breasts And Lipstick.

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